Nobel Lit Prize goes to Wrong Person

Another year, another mistake. The Nobel Committee has again forgotten to give me the Prize for Literature (or Peace, for that matter.) (Or Physics, but I wasn't expecting that one.) Instead they gave it to some Austrian chick I've never even heard of. If it'd been Philip Roth, I would have at least understood it. Or the writers at The Onion.

Anyway, demonstrate your outrage by signing the petition at nobelforjb.com.

And you can get the facts at factcheck.com.