Phoning for Kerry

I did some calling for Kerry late Sunday night, but I wasn't sure of the time difference, so I think I may have woken some people up in Pennsylvania and Ohio -- and then I began yelling at them because they were BONEHEADS, just BONEHEADS! What idiots! Anyway, I guess word got back to the DNC, so I’ve been kicked out of the Kerry-Edwards campaign.

But the good news is, I got a new job with the Bush-Cheney campaign, and I’ll be phoning for them this weekend.